May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
cerulean-heart:
If your friend doesn’t annoy you at times then it’s not a true friendship.
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
